Eternal Sunshine of Spot Less Mind
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Old Dogs
Monday, March 24, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
* C Program to propose to a girl (valentines day gift)*
/*C Program to propose to a girl */
#include "STDISD.h"
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}
Monday, March 26, 2007
Top 10 best movie liners ever
The Terminator
2. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Gone with the wind
3. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"
The Shawshank redemption
4. "Hasta la vista, baby."
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
5. "(But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.) Well, nobody's perfect!"
Some like it hot
6. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
2001: A space odyssey
7. "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."
Goldfinger
8. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
Blade runner
9. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
Top heat
10. "Fuh-get about it!"
Donnie Brasco
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Funny story
he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off
to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at
his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor! Please
come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked
over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on
a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open
hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish
this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when
you and me is doing basically the same work? " The doctor leaned over
and whispered to the mechanic .....
What did he say ???
Guess .
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He said : "Try to do it when the engine is running''